arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

lameborghini:

it’s like. u think u find a cool guy who isn’t like the others and will actually care about u/not manipulate u but 99 times outta 100 he still turns out to be a rude ass fuck boy in the end no matter what

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror)